What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

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anyone else have the problem that they only get on tumblr when they shouldn’t be on tumblr? Anyone? 

SOMEBODY? ANYBODY? *simba wimper*

le sigh.